MR C.A

dear mr CA
i know your a complicated group of numbers
but why do you need to be so complicated
be nice to me man!!!!
im trying very hard not to tear you apart
every single day when i look at you, i hope you will be a lil nice to me
but you never do that
and of course that upsets me a lot,
see you must be nice to me,
ill be nice to you ,
together we will make a perfect partnership

i dont really mind that i dont get you much
im trying to get you,
trying to understand you,
hope you will be a lil kind wit me on that
come wednesday, make sure you be nice to me
dont do a Mr Tax thingy, that guy doesnt understand what we are made of
so make sure you be nice wit me,
i hope you do so

inder was having a hangover when he was writing this

Dear Mr Samy

Poor Samy Vellu...
Since when he has become the butt of every body's jokes?

Since time immemorial..

Samy Vellu on the speed of Pos Laju's delivery system :-

"BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" :-)



At a TV interview, when trying to say he was ashamed, he said:

`Kemaluan saya besar'


Samy said in a ceramah:

"Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini."

One pakcik said, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?"

and Samy gloriously replied,

"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"


Samy's favorite quote on national television:

"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"


During the water crisis:

"semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"


Regarding social problems:

"..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."ohhh that sounds interesting. Haha


At a blood donation campaign in Sungei Siput:

"...marilah kita semua menderma dara.."



During the height of the Al-Arqam saga, he said in a press conference,

"Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam.."



At an opening ceremony:

"Tuan tuan dan puan puan, saudara mara, sesudah semua orang makan kenyang, sekarang kita mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain"




Commenting about his modesty:

"sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"



And the best: u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.

PLUS Highway = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy



"saya berasa bangga dapat melihat pusat-pusat jururawat yang cantik-cantik.".upon opening ceremony for nursing training center



"Saya tidak setuju dan menentang sekeras2nya tuduhan PAS memanggil kami kapir ..."



Ucapan Samy Vellu sempena kepulangan angsakawan Dr. Sheikh Mudzafar,

"Kita rasa bersyukur kerana angkawasan kita yang telah MENINGGAL DUNIA selama 10 hari telah selamat DIKEBUMI."



Samy Vellu and his Stamps

When Samy Vellu completed 25 years of his role as a politician over M'sia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He insisted the stamp to be of international quality. When the stamps were duly released, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Samy Vellu.

He said: "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"





Sammy Vellu and his old boss, Mahathir

General Musharaf, Samy Vellu, Mahathir and Gloria Arroyo are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Arroyo and Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Samy Vellu is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Musharraf is thinking: "These Malaysians are all crazy after Arroyo. Samy must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Arroyo is thinking: "Samy must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped."

Samy is thinking: "Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss Arroyo, she thought it was me and slapped me."

Mahathir is simply thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Samy again."



-------samy vellu and space exploration

Mr Samy Vellu went for the United Nations' meeting. He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were
discussing about space exploration by the year 2008.
Here are some of the conversations:
China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will start their moon exploration project."
Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."

George Bush & Clinton : "We the United States will also explore the moon for the second time."
Malaysian Delegate : "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the sun."

There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian delegate
"Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"
Samy Vellu (after a long silence) : "We will do it in the
evening."

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Siri lain
Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Lagi-lagi Samy
Samy: "…Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.
Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi
matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita…."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi
sana ?

Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun
jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang,
manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk……




samy vellu and sign Language
Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw
and was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he was,
he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, the RTM crew was present for
his press conference. Although unable to speak, Samy insisted
sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.

Samy caught a chicken and showed it to camera. He next took
a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag
and displayed in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clips. He said, "Samy
is telling us that India has insufficient food because he
showed us chicken and goat, and he wants Malaysia to donate
bags of rice."
The senator watched silently then said, "No lah!...what Samy
trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK!!!"

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the man for
an explanation.

The Senator reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG!!!"
("I am coming back!!!" in Indian accent)

Updates

Its been sometime since i wrote something, somehow someway im lost with my words. Guess im gonna start off with my holidays. I had a really good holiday, had whole lot of drinks, spent more time outside rather than at home, met the craziest girl in my whole life....n bla bla bla. So like i said it was really good, and apart from alcohol and other interesting stuff, meeting someone new was really good. You never know what to expect but at the same time you hope that it will not be awkward, but i guess it never was. The person was extremely bubbly and interesting as well.

Enough said bout that, im gonna talk bout paintball. Ya we finally wen for paintball after a long period of discussion. It was seriously a whole lot of fun. Going with your best friends and laughing your ass off that's what matters most. In the end though, i did miss something that i really wanted to go for. To that person I'm really sorry. I know sorry is never enough and ill make it up to you the next time, i promise. Getting back to paintball again, i really enjoyed myself.

Shooting at the likes of simren, jasuh, navin, solo (fucking scared indian asshole), gulshen and jasdeep was certainly a whole lot good. I did get shot though, it was not like i was god or something. Got hit on my arm which really hurts and took another hit on my chest. Anyway I played for fat man, which was basically for the extreme fat people we have like ballllraaj n bobby. Decided to join them to even up numbers with thin man, and guess what ? we fucking kicked their fucking ass back to barren land. We won 5 fucking nil, and we had a player less 6 on 5, can you beat that shit.

Our superior military thinking and tactics has definitely payed off and it certainly didn't help cause thin man had dick heads like solo and gulshen who didn't know what the fuck they were doing there. In the end we had a lot of fun playing and talking about it. I'm really looking forward to it again. Thin man bring it on bitches

Movies and Movies

Hie sorry guys for the late update, there has been really nothing much to write about, anyway i have been watching some movies recently. The truth is there are not many movies out there which are good. I'm a big fan of transformers but the latest one just doesn't make the cut for me. First of all the story was way too long, almost 3 freaking hours that's like watching a hindi movie except it doesn't have any dancing and singing. Next is what i call the shitty part, i know most of you wouldn't agree with me on this, but then again this is my blog so im gonna say it anyway. The movie had just one too many action, it was way overdone, way too much of fighting, well it certainly has got his followers on that but i just think it was a bit too much.

But its not all dull and gloomy in Hollywood, there is Public Enemy. What a movie it was, one of the best movies i have ever seen. Some parts of the movie was relatively slow, but i really didn't care. Johnny Depp was excellent, his acting was brilliant and his walk would have shaken the whole world back then. Well its a true story and i have always been a fan of that. I would really suggest people out there who have not watch this movie yet, go watch it, its certainly worth every single ringgit and for the gals you can dream about johnny depp in the night.

Camon Proton

one of the best rally drivers is in our own backyard
but you probably have a problem with your eyes,
or you refuse to see his achievement,
refuse to recognise that he is good in what he does

you go around the world promoting your very new and very powerful rally car
no doubt bout the speed and its performance
as far as i read, its really good
thumbs up to you and your team, for coming up with a brilliant car

there has been rumours going on that you wish to compete in WRC
quite flattering and interesting since you will be coming up with the big guns of rally championship
but who will be your driver????
will it be a foreigner or our very own
an interesting question rite ???
since we do have one of the best drivers in the world

he won the world rally championship
then he left due to lack of funds and sponsorship
now your in a better financial state than you were a year back
why dont you give this very talented driver a chance
employing a foreigner is undermining our very own capabilities
this guy deserves all respect because what he has done is beyond others

camon what's wrong with you??? you should be thinking much better
Petter Solberg for you? His good, but, camon give our own a chance mate....
if you might have just forgotten who he is then let me refresh your not so good memory
see you have a problem, you want him, you think you want, you dont want him......

Who's the best????

There is something really big taking place rite now. Its interesting, fascinating and terribly frightening at the same time. Ronaldo going to Madrid, kaka in madrid, with benzema coming through as well, it has made madrid rather untouchable. A team full of galaticos, who's line up include a cry baby is certainly tempting and wonderful. Its rather odd though, even with the financial crisis hitting the world the big European clubs seems to be enjoying a fall of revenue on their head. The players prices itself is tremendously horrifying.

Ronaldo himself cost Madrid a staggering 80 mill pound, add another 20 mill pounds and you would have probably bought Newcastle rather than a single player. A couple of season back it was Chelsea with Mr Abrhamovic's money spoiling the market, then came the Arab Sheik's of City and now Perez in Madrid. With the exception of City, Chelsea and Madrid has probably gotten every single player they ever wanted. It rings a few bell in my head though, are these players that good to cost so much, and if there was any single player who is worth his money than who is he???

A few minutes of thinking and many of you would have come up with the likes of Ronaldo and Kaka. To be honest, i don't think they are worth all that money. There is one player though and his name is Zidane Zidane, he graces the footballing pitch like a ballet dancer dancing her way through a magical performance. He is remarkably gifted something that others would find it extremely hard to match let alone beat him.

His personality on and off the field is rather moody as the person himself, but on his day he would have beaten the best of players around the world. At the age of 35 he showed the Brazilians masters of Ronaldinho, Kaka and co who is the real deal. His performance against Brazil during world cup 2006 was magnificent. He was 35 and he showed he has not lost a single bit of his talent. The ending was rather tragic though, not the very happy ending that we would see in movie's. But what a man he was, what a footballer he was. In the end of the day he has won every single thing that a footballer would want to win.

Retiring in not the best of notes, maybe something that he would have done differently. For me he was the greatest living legend and player of his generation. There are very few players who would be able to reach his heights.

Happy Bithday 2 U

I didn't know it was your birthday, a silly thing to do since you have been in the eyes of public for so many years. Its no suprise that you look fabulously good , and i guess many of your colleague are jealous of your good looks. Your looks itself don't justify your personality, its your very own thinking , charisma, your speech, your leadership that says more about you than anything else.

You see i grew up listening to your speeches and how you bombard some nations ( i got to admit though, they were really good ) and you were the only person that i believed brought us to where we are today. I know your probably never gonna read this, you have many more interesting things to do, but nevertheless i think its my duty to say happy birthday Dr M.